Turbo Recordings...
I hate fucking Press Releases.
Why?
Because they are filled with lies, lies and bullshit and lies.
So here at Turbo I have pioneered a new style....and I like to call 
it the Truth. With that in mind I would like to tell you something about the 
record you now hold in your hand......and let's see if you can even HANDLE the
motherfuckin truth!!!!!!

Here goes nothing....

I am really busy and I hate writing this shit. I have my OWN shit to
do, like a new mixCD or remixes or cataloging my books or starting my 
new album.....why do I waste this time on all these other fools on my stupid
label....what the fuck am I doing in my basement pouring out my guts, 
all my creative juices for this, for what??? Oh man....ok, Chromeo??? Sure here
goes.... Blah blah blah.....funk.... Blah blah....sex....blah blah  jew and
arab pals......minneapolis, yada yada, crazy hahahahahahha, clever, 
clever.

New single called TENDERONI......i love the song. Makes me dance. Killer
bassline, serious groove. Groove. Funk. Groove. YEAH!

It's my second fave on the album. Mixed by Zdar. It's a funk bomb. 
There's that word again. We needed remixes and we spent so much time on it....oh
man, it's SOOOO annoying! Why isn't there just a machine you can drop 
the track into and it comes out with remixes.I should list all the people 
that ALMOST did remixes.....

We got Proxy to remix it, cuz he's Russian and on Turbo, and he's the
future,and it was a great way to hype him up and save some 
cash.....BUT that does NOT mean that the mix is a compromise...in fact it is my 
favorite remix in ages....total rave-pop-bomb. I LOVE it so much......but maybe it 
could have been louder. I also think this is proxy's first ever remix....a 
piece of legitimate musical history can be yours for under 10euros.

Then there is the etienne De Crecy mix that is totally "etienne" 
while still managing to be surprisingly "crecy".

See- the truth is a bitter pill.....you want more? I own Morcheeba
records.....still want more......Steph from soulwax thinks Alanis 
Morisette has "incredible eyes"......you want the truth??? You cant HANDLE THE 
TRUTH.

I think that's it....I don't have to still tell you about Chromeo, 
because by now you all know.

Nobody is still even reading.

Wah wah wahhhhhhhh
T